Joke…
One day, an American walks into a bar, and hits a Newfie over the head, saying “That’s a karate chop from Japan.”
The next day, the same American does it again to the same Newfie, saying “That’s a Tea Kwon Do chop from Korea.”
On the third day, he does it again, saying “That’s a Kung Fu [...]

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The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove [...]

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George and a Newfie feller were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, George suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. The Newfie promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled [...]

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You might be a Newfie Jedi if…..
1.You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be wit ya by*’.”
2. Your Jedi robe is made of seal skin.
3. You have ever used your light saber to quarter a moose.
4. Both wings of your X-Wing are done over with sheet metal and rivets and are covered with polybond.
5. [...]

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HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill [...]

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