A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, ‘I have a headache.’

‘Perfect,’ her husband said.’ I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.

You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it’s up to you.

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