PILOTS AND GROUND CONTROLLERS Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!” Delta 351:“Give us another hint! We have digital watches!” Tower: “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.” TWA 2341:“Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?” Tower: “Sir, have you ever heard [...]

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