Yep. He could have had that surgery but…..
This guy would rather have cheap cigarettes instead.
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Random insults as recived via email

You are so dumb, you think that martial arts are paintings by the sheriff. 
I love what you’ve done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that?
You look like you’ve been pulled backward through a knothole.
Your mother is so big, that [...]

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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
I don’t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I don’t think you are a fool. But then what’s MY opinion against thousands of others?
I hear [...]

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As heard in Teksavvy chat
<+Bonkers> Hey, I’ve lived for 30 years without catching some skank-virus, so I’m sure I’ll muddle my way through this one.
<adrock> that might be a good pickup line

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Three Little PigsThree Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
‘I would like a Sprite,’ said the first little piggy.
‘I would like a Coke,’ said the second little piggy.
‘I want beer, lots and lots of beer,’ said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the [...]

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Kentucky Fried Chicken has just announced it will be marketing a new family sized bucket of chicken to help finance the proposed Liberal/NDP/Bloc coalition government in Ottawa.
The new bucket will contain only left wings and assholes.

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