Yep. He could have had that surgery but….. This guy would rather have cheap cigarettes instead. read more | digg story

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Random insults as recived via email You are so dumb, you think that martial arts are paintings by the sheriff.  I love what you’ve done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that? You look like you’ve been pulled backward through a knothole. Your mother is so [...]

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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it. I don’t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! I don’t think you are a fool. But then what’s MY opinion against thousands [...]

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As heard in Teksavvy chat <+Bonkers> Hey, I’ve lived for 30 years without catching some skank-virus, so I’m sure I’ll muddle my way through this one. <adrock> that might be a good pickup line

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Three Little PigsThree Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. ‘I would like a Sprite,’ said the first little piggy. ‘I would like a Coke,’ said the second little piggy. ‘I want beer, lots and lots of beer,’ said the third little piggy. The drinks were [...]

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Kentucky Fried Chicken has just announced it will be marketing a new family sized bucket of chicken to help finance the proposed Liberal/NDP/Bloc coalition government in Ottawa. The new bucket will contain only left wings and assholes.

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