I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.

I don’t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

I don’t think you are a fool. But then what’s MY opinion against thousands of others?

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

I know you are nobody’s fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

I’d like to leave you with one thought…but I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I’ll never forget the first time we met – although I’ll keep trying.

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I’d choose yours because I’d want a brain that had never been used.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide!

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some day you will find yourself – and wish you hadn’t.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

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