PILOTS AND GROUND CONTROLLERS
Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!”
Delta 351:“Give us another hint! We have digital watches!”
Tower: “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.”
TWA 2341:“Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?”
Tower: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes [...]

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Garge and Buddy are walking down the street,and they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair.”
Garge says to his pal, “Buddy, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take ‘em back to St. John’s, sell ‘em to our friends, and make [...]

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George applies for a job, but the foreman won’t employ him until he passes a little maths test.
“Here’s your first question,” the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.”
“Without numbers?” the Irishman says, “Dat is easy.” and proceeds to draw three trees.
“What’s this?” the boss asks.
“Haven’t you got a brain? Tree and tree [...]

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A Mainlander was driving down the highway and he ran over a rabbit. Wondering what had happened, he stopped his car and got out to look. As he is standing there, looking at the dead rabbit, a Newfie drives by. The Newfie, wondering if he can help, stops and asks the Mainlander what’s up.
Mainlander: “I’m [...]

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It only takes four right answers to pass this test.
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?
) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named [...]

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