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Jesus walks into an inn and puts three nails on the counter.
The innkeeper asks “What am I supposed to do with these?”
So Jesus replies “Can you put me up for the night?”
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One day, an American walks into a bar, and hits a Newfie over the head, saying “That’s a karate chop from Japan.”
The next day, the same American does it again to the same Newfie, saying “That’s a Tea Kwon Do chop from Korea.”
On the third day, he does it again, saying “That’s a Kung Fu [...]
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George and a Newfie feller were both patients in a mental hospital.
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1.You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be wit ya by*’.”
2. Your Jedi robe is made of seal skin.
3. You have ever used your light saber to quarter a moose.
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5. [...]
HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL
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